Kannoth loudly drags a chair out to the deck entrance of the Smoking Board Tavern. He then proceeds to climb upon it, suck in an abnormal amount of air, and orate aloud with an unrivaled volume accustomed to years of demanding the attention of others. The voice seemed to almost magically carry itself as far down as Low Town and New Valoron. "ATTENTION CITIZENS, DENIZENS, AND POTENTIAL PATRONS OF THESE LANDS OF EXILE!" He pulls a stick and a large cowbell from one of his many pouches, and bangs on it obnoxiously to make sure he acquired as much attention as possible. "THE BARD'S GUILD HAS A NUMBER OF UPDATES FOR YOUR CULTURED AND RECREATIONAL PLEASURES!
AT 8PM DURING DINNER ON THE 18TH DAY OF THE 5TH MONTH OF THE 3RD YEAR A.F., A VERY SPECIAL GUEST AND I WILL BE PERFORMING THE CLASSIC PLAY, THE ORIGINATION, IN THE HIGH TOWN TAVERN KNOWN AS THE SMOKING BOAR. ATTENDANCE IS FREE, AND DONATIONS ENCOURAGED.
WE HAVE ALSO LABORED WITH MUCH SWEAT AND BLOOD TO BRING OVER 1 DOZEN NEW PIECES TO THE EXILED LIBRARY. ADDITIONS INCLUDE A COLLECTION OF RAV'N'S SONGS, MY OWN PERSONAL NEW WORK DETAILING MY FAVORITE GAMES TO PLAY WHEN BORED, AND MANY OTHER TREASURED ARTWORKS AND ARTIFACTS.
PLEASE SEE THE LIBRARY CATALOGUE AND THE ORIGINATION PLAY POSTINGS FOR MORE INFORMATION. THE BARD'S GUILD EXILED LIBRARY FOR EXILES IS LOCATED IN THE SMOKING BOAR. MOTHER TAVERN PROTECTS AND MOTHER TAVERN PROVIDES." With that, the handsome bard nodded with self-satisfaction, and began posting a number of posters along highly trafficked areas.